Mexican Mud Flap

When a man is having sex missionary style and the girl farts so hard that the mans balls slap his own asshole!

I should have never fed Sally that chili.. we were banging missionary and she ripped a fierce fart and gave me rowdy Mexican Mud Flap that had my balloon knot swollen for days!

by JoelskiJizzle September 9, 2019

manky flaps

Old and rotting vagina flaps, usually used to describe horrible sexual intercourse and shitty people.

"Bro, sex sucked thanks to her no good manky flaps."
"Tell me about it my dude,"
"I don't think I've ever had good head in my life,"
"Well get that dick out and I'll give ya some!"

by Spank0 December 18, 2017

Dick’s Hip Flap

A Dicks Hip Flap is when a hip surgery is required due to a portion of torn painful ligament that becomes stuck on the ball portion of the hip socket. This ligament flap appears on MRI like the shape of a head on a circumcised penis. It is this shape that creates the flap to cause the pain.

Her hip requires surgery due to the Dick’s Hip Flap, found on her MRI.

The release of the Alan’s K hormone caused her hips to vibrate and develop a Dick’s Hip Flap.

You walk like you are suffering from a small Dick’s Hip Flap. MRI HIP Alan’s K Scot’s Scrotum wiseguys penis ligament pain hormone scott’s Balls

by Guruji Irv April 21, 2018

Flap it

Flap it- another phrase for saying shut up

“Megan why do you always smell?”
“FLAP IT!”

by Kkmuzz January 3, 2018

flapped the hell out

When your super car is in top gear.

“How’d you loose your liceance?”
“I was flapped the hell out when I saw the rollers!”

by Overloadford January 14, 2018

Gooch Flap

When a man, typically an older man, has quite a saggy scrotum such that when they lay on their back and remove any under panties the scrotum will block the gooch area, thus creating a gooch flap.

Doctor: Time for your prostate exam. Oh my where is your anus?!?! Just kidding I found it, it was hiding right behind your gooch flap!!

by CarlR69 March 18, 2017

Flap bat

A flap bat is a woman with large vulva flaps that doesn't know how to shut them

Charlotte is a flap bat, she's apparently been with half of the town

by Markbabi March 21, 2017