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Evan

Evan is my boyfriend. He can be annoying at times, but he’s very caring and kind. He’s always making sure I’m okay and I think it’s cute when he gives me weird nicknames.
Evan, I love you, but please lift the damn lid on the toilet so your piss isn’t everywhere.
by Olsiver November 29, 2020
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Evans

shoving a roll of raw cookie dough up your ass. can be modified to "chomping the log" where you are pink it off like the opposite of taking a shit.
Man that girl pulled an Evans on me last night. She shoved a whole roll of tollhouse cookie dough up my ass. She didn't even let me chomp the log.
by kinggoblin October 27, 2020
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by YOR moms best friend October 27, 2020
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by YOR moms best friend October 27, 2020
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Evan Galant

This man actually has every damn female In harco and is hella fake because he dont even share any.
That man Evan Galant always got the girls
by Max Coldfed October 28, 2020
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Evan leroux

Biggest cock most masculine nigga ive seen id kiss him like i want him to spank my ass and squeeze Then fuck me raw blackest most alpha chad ever funny,cool,alpha,pog,retarded everything’s you want in a guy
Look at evan leroux i just got so horny
by Bigest cocked nigga October 29, 2020
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