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Reading Blindness

When there's a term in a text/book you are reading, and you don't know what the term means, nor is it being defined further into the text. You don't understand what the term adds to the context of what you're reading.
"This topic deals with the philosophy of egalitarianism. It plays a great part in..."

You: "Um... reading blindness much? Is this going to explain what egalitarianism is to us or no?"
by vvaerea March 2, 2025
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Butt Blind

The phenomenon when a person becomes completely unaware of plumber’s cracks, due to being exposed to so many.
Mark didn’t even bat an eye when his co-worked bent over, he was butt blind.
by flybotworld March 7, 2025
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blind jump

any jump where you're unable to see what's up ahead. mostly used in the Geometry Dash community.
by slideglide June 3, 2024
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Broke Blindness

When you just get paid and you spend your cash unnecessarily even though you may have been struggling beforehand; a cycle.
Jimmy has broke blindness, he used his paycheck to buy a new TV even though he has a gallon of gas left and no food.
by Box_o_Foxes June 5, 2024
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Blind Hate Idiot

Blind Hate Idiot (BHI) - Someone who hates Disney Star Wars only because they hate women and black people. "I DIDN'T LIKE IT, SO EVERYTHING SUCKS!!!" is what they caw amongst their murder of crows while watching the critically acclaimed "Disney's The Acolyte" tv show on Disney+ (streaming now!) Be warned! BHI's are also extremely prone to cousin humping.
That Blind Hate Idiot can't see the artistry in the Acoltye because he's blind, an idiot, and full of hate!
by dolphinknees007 June 12, 2024
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Blind Billied

To be sucked off unwillingly until you cum by your retarded 4'10 Male friend in a sleepover that you never knew was homosexual. Keep in mind, that you have to be underage while your "friend" is over the age of 18. The origin of this was from a blind child, but it can still be applied to anyone.
I could not go to sleep after I was Blind Billied last night by Cyraxx. I had to go to the principal's office the next day to make a report that he did this to me.
by Cyraxx Historian June 26, 2024
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The Blind

You're still reading this to them, right?
Hym "Because you should be reading this to the blind. So... Heeeey Blindy... How's it going champ? Yeah, hey, don't worry. I'm not kill a blind kid. That would just seem dishonest. So you're safe. You're fine. Do blinds like kids? I wouldn't think so. If you can't physically see how cute they are they are basically just annoying noise boxes. And they are cute. Super stabbable. Ummmm... Yeah... Glad you stuck around this long. I'll come visit a blind house after all that is over. I'll try to explain to you why goth girls are the best ones. You probably don't understand color or contrast but it's- I'll figure it out. We goochie."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2024
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