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snatch fished

When a woman promises more interesting sexual practices in the future after a certain date (ie. Marriage, engagement, etc) but then goes back on those promises.
Bob got snatch fished by Karen when she told him she'd only do doggy style after they got married. Turns out she's a missionary only girl.
by Pursenuggets April 5, 2023
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Spinder-Snatch

A term to describe someone or something that bothers you.
You are such a Spinder-Snatch.
by not a spinder-snatch April 6, 2023
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Lee King Snatch

When a male co-worker cream pies a cuckold's wife's vagina and the wife waits for her cuckold husband to come home and fall asleep before she empties the contents of her vagina into the cuckold's mouth.
After DJ cream pied Roanne's vagina, Roanne waited until her husband Lee went to sleep before emptying her Lee King Snatch into his mouth.
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Wig Snatching

the process of stealing one's wig as an attempt to embarrass or provoke them
"Geo! I swear to go I'm going to snatch your wig!" she said, pointing angrily at the curly brown haired guy.
"It's not a wig!" he insisted.

"How many times have I told you to not go around wig snatching Arie!" a teacher yelled
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Chow mein Snatch

When a 24 year old sham artist pretends to be asexual but tries to seduce every man in their radius.
"Michael, I don't want your Chow mein Snatch, I am a 31 year old man"
by kingwinstonluvr7 July 18, 2023
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Gasket snatch

A large pair of long, thin, stainless steel tweezers similar to those used by chefs to place garnishes, but instead used to quickly retrieve a gasket from a slotted trench drain.
“Dang, another gasket just fell in. Can you pass me the gasket snatch?”
by Hebrewsallday July 31, 2023
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Gasket Snatch

Originating in late nineteenth century Bordeaux, a gasket snatch, from the French snache gasquite, refers to a particularly snug example of feminine anatomy.
“Merde mon frere, cette chatte est trop serree!” “Shittt my nigga, dat pussy is tooo tight”

“Merde oui, frere. T’ai la snatch gasquite” “shit yeah nigga, you got you a gasket snatch”
by Hebrewsallday July 31, 2023
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