poop noodles

After unprotected anal sex, these are the thin "noodles" of poop that come out of your urethra. They can be pissed out or squeezed out by pinching the urethra from the base of the shaft up to the tip.

Damn, Jason got poop noodles from that chick! Gross!

by poopnoodles February 22, 2010

holy poop

the form of holy shit that you say around yo daddy or yo momma or someone of that species...

Teacher with a rod up her ass: your homework worth 85% of your grade is due now!

You: Holy shi--Holy poop!

by animedude April 26, 2004

poop tooth

A brown, discolored, single front tooth in a person's mouth.

1. When she smiles at me, her poop tooth makes me want to vomit.

by ktrane March 2, 2004

Poop Rock

When you hold your shit in for so long that your body compacts it into the only known geological formation which can cut through a diamond. It is theorized that very center of the sun contains a small core of poop rock.

I once ate three square meals a day and yet did not take a crap for an entire week. That totals up to 21 meals without shitting. When I finally did, I excreted a perfect diamond. I have yet to attain a Poop Rock.

by Alexander Pierce December 22, 2008

poop breath

when someone has terrible breath that literally smells like shit. people that have poop breath tend to always want to tell you secrets, causing you to have no choice but to try and not breath until they're done talking to you, so you don't have to smell their putrid poop breath.

I have to subtley cover my nose when Chrissy talks to me, or I can smell her rancid poop breath.

by Bourgeois October 9, 2006

poop stick

a stick you use to break up shit, when you know that the crap you just took is going to clog the toilet

i need to find my poop stick, i don't wanna clog my toilet.

by vheissu417 January 13, 2009

Poops McGee

A euphemism used by Tenacious D to refer to something that's shitty. Can be heard in the episode "Angel in Disguise".

Jack Black: Kyle took a bullet for me, now I gotta rock the three.
Kyle Gass: (as a ghost) I took a bullet for JB, now I'm in heaven and I can see.
JB: Your decision to rescue me...
KG: Was definately Poops McGee.
JB: No way, no KG I disagree.
KG: Why?
JB: Your decision to rescue me...
KG: Yeah
JB: Was the decision to set you free...
KG: (Walks onto stage) Was definately Poops McGee.
JB: Wait this is fuckin with my head. I totally thought he was dead.
KG: Just remember what you said. The medallion's made of bulletproof lead.
In harmony:
KG: I took a bullet for JB.
JB: Kyle took a bullet for me.
KG: Now I'm in Heaven and I can see.
JB: Now I got to rock for three.
KG: No no no no.
JB: KG and me.
Both: Don't forget about Tenacious D.

by MtFujiInMyPants November 6, 2008