May 11

If you go to school it’s national ask your crush to lunch day🥰🤞

Hey will you sit by me
Crush: why

You: because it’s may 11
Crush: oh yeah sure that sounds like fun.

by Crush things appropriate 🥰😇 May 10, 2021

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May 18th

May 18th is the official Julie day. It is the day we celebrate all the julies, and give them some extra looove. If you know someone named Julie, give them a hug on this day. That is importsant.

Frida: Omg, Julie, it's your day today! Do you want a hug?
Julie: Yes please. I would kill for a good huggie right now!

Frida: Does anyone know what day it is?
Peter: it's the international Julie day!
parker: Oh, I have to go hug Julie, my mom.
Bruce: Oh it's May 18th!

Julie: thank you for hugging me.

by Peepee Parker May 11, 2021

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James May

When something or someone is so bad at driving that they somehow manage to stay completely still to the molecular level

Aaron: *pussies out halfway through a powerslide*
Chaz: OMFG, Aaron you are such a James May

by gopnik1163 July 2, 2023

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Billy Mays

A middle aged man, who can't seem to control his voice and advertises infomercials. By the strain in his voice you'd think he is constantly defecating his pants.

Billy Mays: "AS YOU CAN SEE OXY-CLEAN DOES THE JOB!

by IHAVE_OGD March 30, 2009

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