Joshua Beacham (Sitcoms Be Like)

A man who REALLY likes other homosapiens of the same gender

"Oh no its Joshua Beacham (Sitcoms Be Like), he's gonna hit on me again!"

by LeGuyWithLeCheeseBurger January 20, 2025

Joshua Park

a man who enjoys eating ketchup flavoured condoms while enjoying the company of owen

where were you last night ?
i was joshua park

by josh paki January 23, 2025

Joshua M

A bum who loves to dick eat and lie. You should never trust a Joshua m due to his sneakiness and inability to get non crazy bitches. He also LOVES touching little kids and its one of his favorite hobbies besides dick eating.

(5th grader 1)"You see that Joshua M over there?"
(5th grader 2)"Yeah, we should stay away or he might try to touch us"

by TempoBh January 23, 2025

Joshua Salim

Is 6'3 so compassionate, insightful, and radiant, with an unwaveringly kind and genuine spirit. They are perceptive and empathetic, offering unwavering support and understanding and has a middle part uwu. Their charisma is matched by their humility and integrity, making them both approachable and admirable. They possess a vibrant energy and a keen intellect, which they use to inspire and uplift those around them. With a remarkable blend of resilience and grace, they navigate life's challenges with optimism and courage, leaving a lasting, positive impact on everyone they meet. He has so much aura standing in a 100m distance leaves you concussed with all the aura he exerts. He is athletic and could dunk on robert wadlow hes that good at basketball and so intelligent he has 5x the amount of intelligence of Marilyn vos Savant. Hes benching at least 2 blackholes incline tilt hes that good. He is so amazing at valorant bros better than prime yay, aspas etc he mogs everyone in the galaxy his jawline is sharper than a blade of obsidian he has hunter eyes indian skibidi rizz the best cut and fits anyone around him look like bums, he's the best tall asian chigga the world has ever seen. Turns me on aswell icl.
He gets all the abgs with his immaculate rizz and he has a level 100 gyatt even tho im straight definitly rethink your sexuality when joshua salim exists.

Abg 4: "Holy guacomole is that Joshua Salim ..."
Abg 4: *concussed from aura*
Abg 5 (standing 101m away): omg he's so hot, she just got concussed from his aura
*Abg 5 takes a step (is now 100m)*
*Abg 5 becomes concussed aswell*
Straight guy (standing 102m away): woah he's so rizzy, lowk in love with him even tho im straight.
Straight guy: Hey josh are u single!!?
Joshua S: oi oi oi baaaakaa (alpha wolf noises)
Straight guy: *dies*
Diddy: appears (Licking lips) oh yes it joshua Salim ima gonna diddler him cause my drake is longer than 100m

by Forewarde February 13, 2025

Joshua

Some onomasticians believe the original meaning of this name is numb nuts.

Great job there, Joshua.

by BeltWielder February 16, 2025

Joshua

A man’s name, some onomasticians believe the original meaning is closest translated as “numb nuts.”

Great job there, Joshua.

by BeltWielder February 16, 2025

Joshua

Joshua is an amazing guy, not like anyone you have ever met before. He will simply take your breath away, his gental heart and soft words will leave you feeling ecstatic. But never take his love and kindness for granted or you will lose him, and regret it for the rest of your life. You will fall in love with everything he does, from videogames to his love for kids you will also love everything he hates. Once you find a Joshua (Joshie washie) never lose him. Or you will forever be holding his pink jacket alone.

Look it's Joshua and Y/N, he must love her so much!

by CanWeTalk.Chelsie March 21, 2025