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Italians

A European ethnicity that is distinctly Mediterranean and therefore carries a phenotype similar to people from Spain, Greece, the Middle East, and northern Africa. This means that Italians can blend in a lot of places. Oddly enough, I noticed that many Italians have one eyebrow straighter (on the left) while the other is curved and sits lower down (on the right). Italians are generally considered attractive, although it is easy for us to get ugly with our hairy tendencies. People are usually on the short side (women 5'2"-5'6", men 5'8"-6'0"), although they were much shorter during the Roman times. According to a tour guide at the Flavian Ampitheater at Pozzuoli, a 5'5" man would be considered very tall and gladiator material. Northern and southern Italians tend to have distinctly different norms of appearance. Lighter skin, eyes, and hair are common in the north (think auburn hair with hazel eyes). Black hair, dark brown (or blue!) eyes, and midtone olive skin are common for the south. Southerners are generally shorter than their fellow northern countrymen. More on the Mediterranean people: search for "gracile mediterranid" for anthropological concepts specific to Italy.

Personality, behavior, and levels of maturity are relevant only on an individual basis and are separate from ethnicity.

Italians at first glance are commonly mistaken for:
•Iranians (especially in California)
•Greeks
•Armenians
•Hispanics
People all over the world love Italian culture but have no idea what Italians actually look like.

~Hispanic is not always the right answer~
by facewrinkles March 31, 2019
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Italian soda

An Italian Soda is a flavored carbonated drink, typically made with a flavouring syrup component and an unflavored carbonated component.
Bob: can I please get an Italian soda
Barista: coming right up!
by #elk loves moose September 19, 2019
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Italian Breadstick

You coat your dick in Parmesan cheese then have your girl put Marinara sauce in her mouth then she sucks the life out of you.....
“Baby imma give you the Italian breadstick tonight
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
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Italian Joint

A classic marijuana cigarette cut with oregano for that extra flavour.
Veronica loved oregano, so she would always make Italian joints.
by ZaitoUTAU September 3, 2019
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Italian Shit

A right shit whose also Italian
A person who can't stop talking about how they are Italian and how Italian food is the best
"Dude, Ranchero won't stop bragging about his pasta"
"I know he's such an Italian Shit"
by Clagus December 18, 2017
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Italian Durag

When someone eats pizza that is so shitty their puke breaks away from the chains and fills up their whole kitchen.
God Salvatore's is so shitty it made me do a italian durag.
by Captain Butt Fart December 19, 2017
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italian stuffed taco

When a male enters his scrotum into the females anal cavity, and then proceeds to ejaculate on her back
Ok kids I’m going to perform and Italian Stuffed Taco.
by Jiggersarebad December 27, 2017
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