three-stroke charlie

I guy who ejaculates quickly.

Man, I hardly got started before that three-stroke Charlie was finished and smoking a cigarette. Couldn’t have been more than 15 seconds.

by 1egg2fry May 23, 2016

three-point shower

A brief shower designed to clean the two armpits and the genital region--hence, a three point shower.

Given that he was late for his date, he opted for a three-point shower so that he'd at least smell nice and be presentable.

by JeremyNeo June 9, 2016

five case on a three

Wearing expensive clothes with a shitty body is like hiding your shitty iPhone 3 with a 5 case.

Erin: "Wow! Lookit that girl wearing Oscar De La Renta!"
Marco: "Muffin top, spider veins, and a Spock ear... clearly, it's a five case on a three . "

by Terio Marin June 17, 2016

Twenny three pirates

Spoof name for the music band “Twenty One Pilots”

“Have you heard Twenny three pirates new album? Ah it sucksss”

by CodeGrack November 17, 2021

Three Point Stance

Position assumed while jerking off, where one must their hand on the wall for physical support.

“Dude, you’re never gonna believe it, I was in the backyard, and I looked through the bathroom window and saw Bryce in a Three Point Stance!”

by cuck_showalter November 19, 2021

Three-Quarter Siblings

When a man and a woman have a baby together, then the woman realized she chose the wrong spouse when she met the man’s brother. They decide to have a baby together. These two children are known as “three-quarter siblings.”

“Dude! I heard she fucked his brother, and had ANOTHER kid! They are going to be three-quarter siblings!”

by baeify September 27, 2021

bakersfield three way

When three guys split the cost of a gas station vending machine cock ring.

Did you see that woman pleaser in the bathroom vending machine? Let's go bakersfield three way on it.

by Ridiculous KPJ July 8, 2012