Societal Sensitivity Disorder

A theory founded by Dr. Clark Peterson where people get offended over the smallest thing. It is currently unknown whether this mental illness is curable however things like therapy, open mindedness and befriending people who have different viewpoints may help.

The term “snowflake” is also a derogatory name for people with societal sensitivity disorder.

Jeff: All I said was I don’t like country music and she got super offended.

Ron: Be careful I think she has Societal Sensitivity Disorder

by Robert Wingate Kinte January 11, 2022

Skinny Disorder

a type of disorder that affects the bones: you die shortly after you turn into bones.

I cant win survivor because, I have skinny disorder.

by chickemnicnuggets September 23, 2022

Imaginary Sentual Disorder

This can be defined as a condition where one imagines that there in reality while theyre in a scenario in their head

Poor Natalia gas Imaginary Sentual Disorder

by Unknown1206 October 11, 2022

Noah Miranda Disorder

The act of playin elden ring too much that you forget to shower. Originated in Houston, Texas 2021 shortly following the release of Elden Ring.

“Noah you smell like shit”

“Yeah I think i got Noah Miranda Disorder”

by BootySmegma May 20, 2022

Heardtrionic Personality Disorder

A personality disorder which prevents the person from ever telling the truth, and risks them bursting into flames if they do, even in simple question situations, such as the character in Liar Liar, starring Jim Carrey.

She has Heardtrionic Personality Disorder and will spontaneously combust if she tells the truth, so please steer clear of her, just in case she accidentally answers a question truthfully.

by Team Britney May 29, 2022

DICK RIDING DISORDER (DRD

Dick riding disorder (DRD) is a disorder that usually affects 1-4 people at a time, typically during an argument or conflict between two different parties

I argued with him and his 3 other friends jump in to defend him

dick riding disorder (DRD)

by DADDYTURTLEMILK May 30, 2022

obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder

Or "OCFUD" for short. Refers to where you absolutely cannot stand to simply walk by a flagstaff where da pennant has become wrapped around da pole or is otherwise not hanging/flapping freely as it's supposed to be; you feel da overwhelming need to reach up and caringly "free da folds" so dat said lovely colorful banner can flutter freely and gloriously proclaim its bold "freedom of expression" message once again.

Why anybody would make an issue about someone's obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder is totally beyond me --- just like "OMLC disorder" (whereby you are unable to resist closing an obviously-hanging-open mailbox-lid on your way by), it would be only common-sense logical to assume dat whoever put up da tangled-up flag would indeed want it to remain "free to flutter" instead of being messily twisted around da flagpole. Plus of course, it's only what YOU'D want OTHERS to do regarding any flag dat YOU YOURSELF had hung, and so you'd be merely following da Golden Rule by performing said Good Samaritan task yourself wif any bunched-up flag dat you see while strolling around town.

by QuacksO May 30, 2022