Landlord clean

The type of cleaning you do before your landlord comes over to fix something.

I was gonna Netflix and chill, but there’s water coming from my ceiling so I have to landlord clean tonight instead before he comes over tomorrow.

by Sskatz June 12, 2019

spring cleaning

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season, he's ought to do a spring cleaning. (Basically: he really needs to shag because he's been lazy all winter)

"Ah man, I better text that girl I met last summer, it’s time for a spring cleaning!"

"Dang! It's March already! I've contacted a few girls for my spring cleaning but haven't heard from any of them yet."

by Lilith666 March 24, 2019

Vigorous Household Cleaning

Safe-for-work euphemism: the act of rigorous intercourse at home. Often following a period of abstinence.

After a six month dry spell, I've got a Tinder date tonight; I'm hoping we'll go back to mine for a night of vigorous household cleaning.

by The Projectionist March 29, 2019

stay clean shawty

Stay clean just means dont have a hairy vagina

A - stay clean shawty
B - stfu

by Eileen Rayne April 15, 2019

Shallow Cleaning

You get cleaned by Italians with cloths and rags. Normally around the stomach.

Jimmy is going shallow cleaning today.

by ravenghost August 11, 2019

Clean Editz II

They made clean versions on YouTube
Now I can let my kids listen to Mozzy!!!

Thanks to Clean Editz II I can play rap music in the house!!;

by sToP bEiNg A cRaCkHedd September 5, 2019

Holiday Clean

This was invented by a Instagram, mom of two girls and she created this holiday cleaning for when the holidays come around you’re less likely to be frustrated and overwhelmed by all the cooking done in the kitchen she loves family and is dedicated to serving Others in the kitchen not only is she a hard-working mom and dedicated to freezing meals and preparing meals ahead of time to stay focused and less in the kitchen but also serving her family holiday cooking is important and the holidays and so is cleaning after. September is the month of tidying and is a special event, it begins before the holiday season and decorating. Then you begin by taking all of the items that you have in your shelves in the kitchen and cabinets. Do this before you take all the cans your pantry everything out of the fridges and you clean everything from top to bottom to re-organize and regroup to see everything that you need for the holidays not the other way around it’s best to have a fresh start know what you have in your pantry so when the holidays come around you’re ready to go and you won’t have to worry about cleaning again until spring.

@val_ava@instagram

I’m so happy I completed my holiday cleaning.

I feel like I completely change my life, it feels like a future gift to my future self.

by Brokenheartedval89 September 8, 2019