Ray

Ray is a very good person who likes strawberries a LOT. I mean like... A LOT! Whenever she sees them or hears about them she will jump and shake her hands because she probably has the 'tism like most of her friends. Other than that she also likes cats, fight club, drawing boobs (she says it is just anatomy. totally...), and writing which she is amazing at (even though the topics are a bit strange sometimes). While quite weird she will always make your day a lot brighter no matter what you are going through. Everyone needs a Ray in their life!

"Are those strawberries? I should probably tell Ray!"

"Wow! look at Ray's amazing writing! I am very disturbed but also VERY impressed!"

"I am so lucky to know Ray. She makes life better"

by FruitySkater:) January 22, 2023

Ray

A wise counselor that could circumcise you, but chooses not to.

The Ray entered the room and calmed the angry crowd.

by Sworbell_Investments February 1, 2023

Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee

A.k.a., "Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers" (named after da sounds made by score-cards and rolling dice). A Jewish fraternal duo whose weekly call-in radio-show featured uproarious verbal exchanges with people wanting advice on how to better their play of da classic cards-and-dice game.

"Well, you've done it again --- you've wasted a perfectly good hour listening to us, Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers, otherwise known as Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee. Please take care, we'll see you here again next week, and remember --- don't roll like my brother!"
"And don't roll like MY brother!"

by QuacksO February 19, 2023

Neely Ray Simmons

A "Neely Ray Simmons" is a term that you can refer to someone who is a "boring ass hoe" and/or "a freak in the sheets". This person is usually someone you dislike very much.

"Do you want to call?"

"No, sorry"
"Ugh, you're such a Neely Ray Simmons"

by jimmyfallonfan109 December 23, 2023

Ray Shingles

A 'Ray Shingles' is known as a 'coward farmer'

'Ray' refers to a typical Australian male (the John Doe of the outback)

'Shingles' in conjunction with 'coward farmer' relates to the fact that the farmer is so dumb that they mistake 'bracken' for 'timber' or 'rub shit on themselves' and as a result they get a skin rash resembling the shingles virus which is their cause for 'ugliness'

'Ray Shingles' are common all over Australia however they're predominately seen in Victoria.

Hey Seacombe, do you see that naked man over there defecating on himself? what a fucking dumb Ray Shingles, he must be one ugly farmer.

by Ugly Farmers from Seacombe February 2, 2024

Ray

Loves smoking cigarettes sounds like a robot and he's overall funky smelling

Yo is that ray
um yeah.....

by Moezdamoose February 3, 2024

ray ray go away

a reference alluding to the worst call anyone has ever made, usually placed after a particularly bad call to emphasise how terrible it was

'you look like a dick on wheels' .... 'ray ray go away'

by livelaughlovedicknballs October 11, 2023