Two and a half men

A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.

I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

Mens reserve

Any deoderant gel mixed with the fuel in your gas tank.

Add multiple deoderants like 10 into a bucket and mix with cologne, gasoline, or heated oils,
Add shaved soap and add mixture to a glass bottle. Top with "firecracklar" rolled with ductape and glue with firecracklar in neck of bottle compressed. Total cost $10.00

Dont mess with the mens reserve.

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023

Big oily men

Big oily men is epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I got him like robux and stuff so he was really happy. But than Kyrie Irving basketball got robux more.

(Sarah is a stupid rtad noob)

Kyrie: I have lots of robux
Sarah: Shut up retard
Kyrie: Among usssssssss
Sarah: bye see you later
Kyrie:ok bye
Sarah: Big oily men i like

by BasketballSoCoolKyrie7BumBum!! May 14, 2023

Men

People who think they are but the whole plate is still there

Men are so gross ew

by a k May 16, 2023

Men

Something you love

I love men

by Blacknegrokid May 17, 2023

Men-itis

A made up disease which a person goes crazy for men.
It doesn’t have to be exactly that, it could also mean the opposite.

Person: are you okay?
Me: No… I have Men-itis.. and there are alot of hot men here
Person: Menitis..?
Me: I love men so much I want a dilf to hug me to badly

by TheRobloxMafiaMansimp August 20, 2023

cod men

call of duty men

“if cod men were real i would take them all at once”
“two hands two holes one mouth”

by königs left testicle August 20, 2023