Saggy Chode

Saggy Chode: A Short stubie fat meaty penis that sags to the floor with it's fuzzy ball sacks, when saggy may skwish together like meat sacks, the flavor is bitter and claimy with a hint of jew juice.

Eww Unice your saggy chode just slaped my face, you got juice everywere.

by Priscilla P August 27, 2008

Chode huffer

A person who brown noses, or kisses ass. A suck up or teachers pet.

When Frank, told the teacher that she forgot to give us home work he was just chode huffing. Chode huffer

by Facey Mcfuck October 16, 2008

chode slap

to put your hand in your pants, rub your nuts, and then take your hand back out and slap someone in the face

Charlie chode slapped me in the face because I called his girlfriend a trick ass ho.

by Craven Cox February 25, 2005

chode-core

adj. A type of rock music involving penises that are wider than they are long. This can typically describe a certain kind of music which uses no rythm or instruments, just a deafining deep screams.

This band is chode-core to the max.

by Andrew White May 5, 2004

woogie chode

The slightly more hairy, elongated and oblong offset version of a chode. Some times refered to as, the ugly chode, afro chode, and in extreme cases, the fatling chode. The vulgur use of this chode is rarely seen in modern chode dialect, but in the old days, it was more commonly used as an insult.

1. My chode looks like chewbaca, it's a woogie chode.

2. Hey, sit down on my woogie chode and I'll slip it in sideways.

3. Dude, stop being such a fatling chode!

by Mansex Extraordinaire October 20, 2004

chode mode

when your wanker is in such a state that it is shriveled up to the size of a chode.

Bro it's freezing! I'm in total chode mode!

by hhhhhwhatttt! August 25, 2010

chode venom

simply stated it's another way of saying semen.

Yesterday after your mom bent over and exposed her camel flaps, I went home and choked up a little chode venom.

by TheNoodler December 23, 2006