Hog Cycle

A deck used by insufferable basement dwellers that jerk off to nothing but black dicks and gay porn and use their cheeto powder covered fingers to spam hog rider, musketeer and ice golem and call it “defence” and will never expect that their overrated ass deck takes 0 skill and the fact they get 0 bitches or maidens.

- “I’m gay.”
- “Knew you played hog cycle”

by SkellyKingLover January 4, 2023

look at the cutters on that hog

When a girl has big tits and one points it out to their friend

Kevin: Woah man, look at the cutters on that hog they’re ginormous!

John: Yeah man, they are something.

by xcghjklp-098uyt January 8, 2023

Hassle hogs

a hassle hog is where it smells so bad that people faint near by

its used for the army to raid chain houses and beat them like grapes - that is what a hassle hogs is thank you very much for taking your time to read this.

by toefu January 13, 2023

slinging hog

Having sex with many people, usually gay men.

“Hey man, you heard about Marcus?”
“Yeah man, I heard he was slinging hog.”
“Crazy man, he’s a dawg for real.”

by WAR Hooty May 3, 2023

uncut hog

It is a males penis with the for-skin still attached.

My boyfriend has a huge uncut hog.

by anonymous September 16, 2023

Juicing your hog

When you get lost in the sauce, whacking it at rapid speeds

"Yo dude, stop juicing your hog"

(Me covered in jizz)

by Moosefurss September 22, 2023

stunt hog

A stand-in penis used for a celebrity in a nude scene.

Did you hear about Willem Dafoe using a stunt hog in "Antichrist?" Apparently his hog was too big for Lars von Trier's vision, so they hired a stand in to make it more realistic.

by Stunthog September 28, 2023