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Alabama spit job

When a southern guy with a dip in is having sex with a woman and he uses his dip spit as lubrication.
She was so darn dry, but I just put in my Grizzly, that I had to do an Alabama spit job on her.
by AlabamaSpit April 26, 2022
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Alabama Shit Syringe

A sexual maneuver that requires you to take your cousin/sister out for a Taco Bell lunch, then take them to a secluded area and fuck her in the ass at the exact time she has fiery liquid diarrhea. right before you ejaculate, pull out, quickly shove your dick into her vagina and efficiently use your load to shove the hot ass liquid in.
Dude, I gave Ashley an Alabama Shit Syringe last night and my dick hole is still burning!
by FreezeDriedBallCheese March 17, 2022
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Alabama steam engine

The alabama steam engine is a sexual act in which one of the persons involved takes a hit off any substance (cigarettes, joints, vapes, etc) and proceeds to exhale smoke directly into the tip of another persons penis in which the person then walks around the room yelling "ALL ABOARD" and proceeds to fuck the fore-mentioned person
Bob: " damn I miss being young"
Joe: " yeah I remember me and my sisters would do the ol' Alabama steam engine for shits an giggles"
by mMmMMM_CroNcHY June 1, 2021
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Alabama Coon Stomp

When you take a shit on your friends floor, then proceed to goomba stomp it.
“Why is there shit sprayed all over the living room
“Oh Jason came Alabama Coon Stomped that room, be careful where you step”
by C.heeto June 11, 2021
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alabama bait and switch

Hell thats when your banging your old lady with the lights out, tell her you gotta to go piss, and let you buddy slip on back there in the bedroom for ya.
Buddy says,"Shit Bill, Ill give you 20 bucks and one of my best roosters if we can pull a little Alabama bait and switch tonight." Other feller says," God Damn son, thats a hell of a deal!" "Go head."
by Reb Jenkins July 8, 2006
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alabama hot-pocket

the act of taking a shit in a womans pussy and then fucking it.
The poor bitch was hungry so i whipped her up an Alabama Hot-Pocket!
by Eddie123456 October 26, 2007
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Alabama hot pocket

by CallMeMrCrabs August 13, 2021
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