TABLE

An individual who pops up randomly around and about like a 30 second unskipable advertisement and likes to spread alpha male red-pill quotes and trying to make it seem like they are the main character.

Person One: "Oh, here comes table, I haven't been able to avoid him today!"

Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"

by Capycinno April 3, 2025

TABLE

An individual who pops up randomly around and about like a 30 second unskipable advertisement and likes to spread alpha male red-pill quotes and trying to make it seem like they are the main character.

Person One: "Oh, here comes table, I haven't been able to avoid him today!"

Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"

by Capycinno April 3, 2025

Hands on the table

When the sexual tension is non-existent on a date with a significant other and the conversation is awkward. This is also the opposite of "Hands under the table".

I went out with a girl and there were a lot of hands on the table.

by CleanUpOnKyle4 May 2, 2025

Round Table

A Round Table is when to settle an AMMA fight the floor drops out into a subbasement chamber where the fighters (the Knights) stand in a circle facing inward and masturbate. The first one to come wins. This may seem counterintuitive but it's actually really hard to jerk off with 9 other knights looking at you and therefore is the ultimate demonstration of dominance.

He won the AMMA competition through a Round Table

by Blenn May 10, 2025

On Periodic Tables

Basically just a twist to the phrase “Period (girl, queen, etc.)”: A slang term used by ghetto girls or gay/zesty men to show approval for an action made by another, like a verbal applause in other words.

Jessica: Vanessa, were you talking shit?!
Vanessa: OMG no I wasn’t!!
Jessica: Lying ass hoe!! *Slaps Vanessa’s face*
Emma: Oop, and that’s on periodic tables!!

by Just call me Geto’s wifey fr💍 May 12, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

table jail

The extended period during a wedding (or similar event) when guests are stuck seated at their assigned tables for way too long—usually due to drawn-out speeches, slow dinner service, slideshows, or excessive formalities. Typically includes boredom, mild social anxiety, and several unnecessary drinks.

“We didn’t even get up until 9:30. Total table jail.”
“The speeches were sweet, but I was in table jail with a lukewarm chicken breast and a stranger named Noah.”

by tmarienem May 19, 2025