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International Jilly Day

International Jilly Day is a day to celebrate the ‘Jilly’ in your life in honour of the original Jilly Hunts Birthday. Jilly day is the most important day of the year as it celebrates your weed and nicotine addicted. Jilly will diagnose you with a brain tumour, and understand you have night googles. These are just a few of Jilly’s traits that add to her worthiness of a day of honour. We heart you Jilly.
Person 1: omg yay it’s international jilly day!! how did you meet your jilly?
Person 2: no way! my favourite day of the year!! aha actually, she stole my chips and salsa then proceeded to diagnose me with a brain tumour while high out of her mind.
Person 1: oh man, sounds like a great jilly.
by ric beans and pie January 25, 2022
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International Devolve Day

International Devolve Day, on the first of February, you must act like a monkey.
"Tom started acting like a monkey, little did I know it was devolve Day."

International Devolve Day - A day where you MUST act like a monkey.
by Crapposter February 1, 2022
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Internal Leftovers

When you have sex for a while and next moment you feel something in there. After looking it is established that there is an old tampon, sausage or carrat that was lodged in there that you managed to get loose
I had sex with her for an hour and the next moment found some internal leftovers
by Qlesbo March 12, 2022
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International tess day

International tess day is on the 18th of May on that u day u need to give all the tess/tessas u know food and love
Person 1 : its the 18th May do u know what that means

Person 2: no?

Person 1 : ITS INTERNATIONAL TESS DAY

Person 2: OMG YAY
by Dababababoobud September 5, 2021
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International Dallas Day

On October 27th in the year 2020, The Dallas collection was made, On this day. We celebrate Dallas. Let us respect and praise Dallas as our lord and saviour. Use this day as a get high free day during the hours of 10pm to 11pm (1 hour) to get wasted
Person 1 - Hey are you celebrating International Dallas day?

Person 2 - let’s get fucked up! (At 10pm)
by CameronHater42069 September 9, 2021
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International School of Nanshan Shenzhen

AKA school of volleyball, electronics, gaming, texting, yogurt x anything ice-cream, and procrastination.
For 4g users: The school is just as good as its toilets, or its filled up swimming pool:)
*HAZARD ALERT*
THIS SCHOOL CONTAINS SOME DEGREE OF:
-Slavery (forced labor for a week every year and so on).
-Idiots who know nothing other than, and somehow proud of the international bullshit they were told to produce.
-Unpaid labor for writing *rainbow farting* articles contributing to United Nations.
-Time consumption (famous example: m*p/*p hour)
-Famine due to toxic food.
-Weapons: "Good" values that are vague to the extent that they can be used to defend *almost anything*.
*BEWARE!*
Your friends:

"You go to isns? Isn't it that terrori-"
"Oh nvm, just a letter apart confused me for a sec, sry."
You:
"YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSS RRRUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!"

~International school of Nanshan Shenzhen~
by wodnflakn0wipqrcmxo September 10, 2021
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International Knee slide day

Every year on September 28th you have to go play soccer and score a screamer of a goal and slide on your knees.
peppermint scored a screamer of a goal and did a knee slide for international knee slide day
by sam12234574 September 26, 2021
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