GLASS

a material that fake diamonds and jewelry are usually made of.
It can be used as a term to describe something as fake or bad.

Guy 1: yo mind if i test your diamonds?
Guy 2: my ice is STRAIGHT diamond
Guy 1: THIS IS GLASS MY GUY LMFAO

by studyguy November 27, 2020

Glass slippers

In "Cinderella", a ridiculous mis-translation from the French. The original story, handed down orally, centered around "Vair" slippers, vair being squirrel fur. But "vair" sounds like "verre", the French word for glass, and so it continued. Fur slippers make perfect sense. But glass??

Cinderella felt sorry for the handsome prince, kneeling before her. She wondered what kind of idiot expected her to take two steps in glass slippers, when the beloved pair she had lost were made of fur. "I mean, glass shoes? Really?"

by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020

Glasses-Off

When checking out a chick that’s too fine that you have to take your glasses off when looking at her to do a double take.

Damn look at the girl she’s a glasses-off
Oh shit let me look *takes glasses off*

by hellllllloooooooos March 1, 2020

Glasses Wear-er

A Faye that wears glasses <3

As an glasses wear-er I am offended.

by Hay Pugygen March 15, 2020

Glasses and Braces

Every guy's dream

Yo shorty had glasses and braces and she looked bad

by AntiJew101 March 23, 2020

Glass

Glass is called Glass because it is made out of Glass.

Man: I have Glass.
Woman: That is pretty neat.

by TheKoolAidManHasHIV June 8, 2020

glasses

Its just like a graphic card but for your head.

Rdm dude: Damn nice glasses, what are they called ?

hella rdm dude: This is a gtx 1060, but for my head.

by xX_Pu$$y_$L4y3r_Xx June 17, 2020