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DILDO- Democrat In Legal Designation Only
Sinema is a DILDO. She votes with Republicans most of the time.
by Jj’s Secret Stash October 17, 2021
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Dildo Palette

A small flat object (a book, a piece of wood, etc) that an individual places their dildos on so they can all be carried at once. Typically seen in use by camgirls so they can use an assortment of dildos and then put them away after streaming. Similar to a painter using a palette to keep their paints readily available without needing to move away from their workspace.
I carry dildos with my Neon Genesis Evangelion artbook, it's my dildo palette.
by LoserBasementVirgin2099 October 17, 2021
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juicy dildo

a stinky mango that hasn’t been left in the fridge for months
my mom is brutally addicted to juicy dildo's!
by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021
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Waffle Iron Dildo

The naiughtiest dildo on the the internet ever made
The dirtiest waffle iron dildo that slaps you around and makes you want to laugh while sucking it
by Hannahpetiudie July 30, 2021
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Fucking dildoed

Verb: To be fucked (over), without any of the fun.
Intercon Security fucking dildoed me this week.
by DeathOnMyMind September 5, 2021
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Dildo

by Winkay September 10, 2021
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dildo dave

A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.
Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.
by Skndstry702 February 24, 2022
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