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Cracked phone

Take somebody's phone, then take a picture of somebody's ass, set it as the home screen, and change the language on the phone.
Person A: Why is there a picture of somebody's bare ass on my phone and why is everything in Japanese now?

Person B: Ha! You got a cracked phone
by shotgunsteve April 12, 2021
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chia-crack

A grossly overgrown, unshaven vagina.
How was the date?

Ol' girl had a severe case of the chia-crack. Had to take a weed whacker to it just to get some play.
by Hermitwise Gamgee November 7, 2011
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Cracked a Bean

If you cracked a bean, you just passed gas.
Ish, do you smell that? I think Sally just cracked a bean.
by DabombBiaaaach June 1, 2023
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Blood Crack

Jill needed to buy feminine hygiene products for her blood crack.
by Phil Maholynn March 16, 2023
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through the cracks

Falling through the cracks, many Americans took to the streets in massive protest of racial injustice and police brutality. Peeking through the cracks, many Americans watched in fear as the streets were filled with anger and pain they could hardly comprehend.
by Monkey's Dad June 3, 2020
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crack the bat

Beating your fucking tallywacker you know dumbass your fucking penis cuz u need to cum hard as fuck
by Hatchetjuggalo June 8, 2020
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