crap-hapinin

A greeting that can be either inquisitive or informative based on voice inflection,adapted from the earlier "What's crapinin".

Jer: hey whats up man?
Andrew: crap-hapinin.

by Andrew Marshall P1022 April 20, 2008

crap-nut

A person who talks or rants about nonsensical events that happen in his/her daily life.

He is such a crap-nut!

by trayceee December 15, 2008

batch of crap

refrence to someones visual appearance

GIRL1:Wooaaahh how ugly does she look?
GIRL2:Worse than a batch of crap!

by guesswhhhoo?? December 17, 2008

chapter crap

when you can't quite squeeze one out in its entirety, so you wipe up come back to it later to finish it off.

Bill: Man, I had the worst chapter crap ever last night; it took over four hours!

Francis: Thats terrible!

by Major Broseph January 26, 2009

crap raggedy

Raggedy to the extreme. So raggedy one might crap oneself.

I ran myself crap raggedy today.
I need a new ride. My hoopty is crap raggedy.

by Miguel Molinos January 8, 2014

crap-aray

stock of books you keep in the crapper ,for reading and other stuff..
(if you know what i mean....)

john, why are the pages of this magazine in the crap-aray, all stuck together?

john:what do you think?

me :eweeeew

by 8055 April 28, 2014

Crap of Shame

A bowel movement on an exposed toilet with no stall. Typically perfomed by men at sporting events or in jail.

Doug shit his pants rather than take the Crap of Shame at a football game with his pals.

by BigPmpn April 29, 2014