Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

1.When you are are told never knew before

2. Somebody tells you something shocking
.

1 me: this ain't half a gram - in at 0.48 including baggy!

Mate. No a half here is never 0.5.it's a 0.4 max

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and Fuck me Sideways! That's a new one on me!

2.

Mate: I have a o ways wanted to shag you!

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

by SKULLION 💀 April 17, 2022

Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

by Flamingecko November 20, 2020

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is a long word, often used when someone has typed so much that they deserve to be where they are currently located. There are many ways You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here can be used, such in text, writing, and that is just about the most common forms You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is used.

Guy 1: This is a long sentence I am writing to you right now Guy 2, you might as well respect me.
Guy 2: You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here
Guy 3: Nice.

by hehehehahahafunny November 25, 2020

well butter my biscuitz

its a phrase u use when you are suprised

by isla

i ate my ass
WELL BUTTER MY BISCUITZ

by isla louise December 4, 2020

well assassinate me and call me JFK

expression used during sexual intercourse. it’s a form of dark forplay

“did you hear the new term used during intercourse these days ??”
“well assassinate me and call me JFK”

by bigpussyloving December 9, 2020

Lit Well

Another way of saying well lit

Yo that party last night was lit well

by JF131 December 22, 2020

jiggle my titties and throw me down the well

an expression of frustration

"did you do your homework?"
"JIGGLE MY TITTIES AND THROW ME DOWN THE WELL! I FORGOT!"

by bpop100 December 29, 2020