Turtle Wedding

When two consenting adults share in the loving act of pressing their assholes together, while simultaneously shitting. Usually a competitive endeavor, with the winner being the one to be covered in the least amount of the others shit.

Travis is the ultimate turtle wedding champion. I don’t know if he can be beat.

by Turtle Wedding June 15, 2022

flying turtle

A magical gay creature that floats around granting As.

It will, on occasion, poop Hershey's Kisses, DumDums, and Starbursts for promising students.

Only the purest of souls will ever come across one of these, but if you do, make sure to complement its rainbow shell.

Although the flying turtle is rainbow, it does appreciate the color gray.

by VCSsunflower June 19, 2022

dirty turtle

A weird and spiritual sex position described in ancient Chinese literature. Also, KJ has no idea what this is...
loser

I did the dirty turtle last night with my Chinese yoga teacher. (Only chinese girls can do it)

by i like art August 18, 2008

awkward turtle

(adj) The term "akward turtle" was created in Bronxville, NY and spread quickly all around Westchester, and probably exists in different areas around the United States. Awkward Turtle refers to a turtle on it's back, a situation most commonly known to turtles as akward, thus, akward turtle. There is also a hand motion for the "akward turtle...that being the right hand over the left hand with palms facing up, with your pinky and thumb fingers moving about, as if the turtle was trying to get up..

Oh my god So I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphilis...it was mad awkward turtle

by imtheman May 22, 2006

Turtle Head

When the head of a penis resembles a baby turtle's head. Usually very common in African Americans as well as smaller people.

Wow look at Josh's penis, he's got a turtle head.

by A.M.R May 7, 2011

Awkward Turtle

In common useage in essex. Whenever an awkward or tense situation arises, the tenseness can be examplified by this gesture. You hold one hand out straight with fingers splayed. The other hand goes on top with the fingers curling in between the gaps in the fingers. Now all fingers curl to make a sphere (the shell of the turtle). Finally the thumbs on both hands are rotated.

Man 1: Man she's fit.

Man 2: Dude, that's my sister.

Silence.

Passer-by does Awkward Turtle.

by Awkward! May 9, 2010

Space Turtle

A smart, hippy who is very weird & excentric, but Every one thinks they are awsome. Also a huge stoneer. Idolizes Ghandi, Jim Morrison, and George Harison.

Kid: "That is Blowing my mind"
random passer by: man that kid is such a Space Turtle.

by Space Turtle November 5, 2008