Sticky keys

You masterbate so hard the cum shot landed on your key broad.

Guy1:"I was jerking off and a cum shot landed on my key board"
Guy2:"ha you got sticky keys"

by Max and toast February 18, 2017

stickie

(Little) Piece of paper, like a post-it note.

His cell was out of juice, so he'd written it on a stickie. (From the book "Gone Girl")

by snowbert March 4, 2017

sticky tuba

A sticky tuba occurs when two men have sex and one man cums in another man's anus and then blows the man who recieved cum in the bum.

I heard Peter Fitsinwell gave Mike Literace a sticky tuba last Saturday.

by Dill Doe Dylan September 5, 2016

sticky tuba

when you give a man (only a man) a sticky tuba, you cum in his bum and blow him.

"My bum hurts!" exclaimed Richard. "That's because I drugged you and gave you a sticky tuba!" Remarked Peter.

by Dill Doe Dylan September 4, 2016

sticky gorilla

shave your pubes before sex then blow your load onto her face then whoosh you pubes on to her face as well.

she let me give her a sticky gorilla . what a slut.

by sobbing-knob August 29, 2016

sticky tree

The trees you don't want to hang your hammock on but want to smoke.

Yo son, you got that sticky tree?

Nah don't hang your hammock on that sticky tree!

by Princess the Pomeranian August 14, 2016

sticky goodness

Evolutions gift to heterosexual men and bisexual women.

Her sticky goodness made my mouth water; the sound was as delicious as the taste.

by Master'erm August 6, 2016