Guilt nap

The nap that inevitably comes just after masturbating.

"I was late to work because my guilt nap lasted longer than usual."

by robr September 1, 2013

nap faded

n. when one wakes from a nap and resembles an individual who is really doped up on weed (eyes bloodshot, watery eyes), usually because they took a nap with contact lenses in.

When Tom woke from his nap during his lunch break, his co-workers thought he was high. His boss then subsequently fired him when, in actuality, he was only nap faded.

by Max Wellington September 23, 2013

NAP

Not A Problem
A phrase used to belittle or pass off things as not important.
Usually used sarcastically.

"YO! I just totally failed high school. Oh well. NAP!"

by phodowk March 6, 2012

rufie nap

a nappkin like cloth covered in crushed rufie. Used on a date with one person so they can never say no to the question.

"hey jessica you have something on your nose......let me wipe it off with my napkin"
{rufie napkin}
After the man carrys the female out a man says "Dude did you see that guy rufie nap his date??"

by THE HAM666 December 12, 2011

Swagger Nap

Encountering an extraordinary and overwhelming amount of swagg producing coma like effects.

Straight Slumber Zzzzzz.

Also known as Swagger o.d or o.d swagger

Jess: Was you straight swagg strutin lastnight?
Garrette: Reals son , i straight put dem hoes into a swagger nap.

by Gino Smiley October 26, 2011

naps girl

Okay, hear me out, most of dem rell dotish but some could be really sweet. Yeah they go be staring at naps and pres man but dats jus cause dey doh socialize so dey keep dreamin' cause dey too afraid of rejection n doh know how fine or cute dey are.

Naps Girls talking:

Girl1: Woah! I know that dude! I've meet(/seen) him before!

Girl2: Dat naps man over so?

Girl1: Yeah!

Girl2: Well go talk to him nah

Girl1: No.

Girl2: Why?

Girl1: Cause.. he wouldn't want some sweaty, crusty girl talking to him!

Girl2: Ight, suite yuhself.

by videsh ramsuck deepz nuts January 25, 2023

Have a good nap, Mr. President?

A remark heard frequently in da White House during da Reagan years.

Ron Headrest couldn't really serve very effectively as commander-in-chief if about da only interaction wif other humans was to reply to da question, "Have a good nap, Mr. President?" As da "Satire From The Capitol Steps" song quipped, "But what good's a president... oh, what good's a president... yea, what good's a president --- if all he does is sleep? Duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum --- dum --- DUHMMM!"

by QuacksO January 28, 2023