May 21

This day Is a day for insulting people called Nicole

Hey it’s may 21 you mean national insult Nicole day?

by Tom Barton May 20, 2021

May 29th

national fuck someone until you get arrested for noise complaints

mark: It’s may 29th.
dog: no please

by MeAndTheBoysDrinkingBEANS May 28, 2021

May 30

International Punch anyone who Punched you yesterday twice as Hard!!!

It’s a liberations of Zach’s world Wide on May 30

by Maidchan May 28, 2021

May 30

national spend time with your girlfriend day

spending time with ur girlfreind on may 30

by xmaxxc May 29, 2021

May 30th

National Be nice to your boyfriend day

boyfriend: it’s may 30th
girlfriend: so what?
boyfriend: that means you have to be nice to me

by reallybigcheese May 30, 2021

May 30th

The day when you have to be extra nice and complimentive to your girlfriend

“I hate you, bitch!”
“Wait, it’s May 30th! that means you have to be nice to me because i’m your girlfriend”

by daniellovesme May 30, 2021

May 11

If this day is your crushes birthday you have to ask them out because the law says so and they have to say YES!

YOU: Hey birthday girl, I really like you so will you go out with me?
THEM: Well it's may 11 so I guess I have to

by PoggggggGaymer6969 April 20, 2021