I had the most disturbing dream ever last night

I dreamt I was a person in control of people and had magical powers to possess them like dolls. The guy I controlled ended up turning on me. It was creepy and spooky as fuck. I ended up getting in trouble and I got beat. The whole world seemed like a Dollhouse.

I also had even more disturbing dream before that one. I was in Canada at the border and talking to Canadians and they had completely lost their minds. So I had to blend in and pretend to be one of them so I wouldn’t be lynched.

I had the most disturbing dream ever last night

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 24, 2021

last cousin

Having sexual intercourse with a long distant relative also known as a last cousin

(Lachy) my next door neighbour is hot but she is my last cousin

by Littlecrawbob02 February 13, 2021

Last dub

When somebody beat you last there now better then you

I beat him in basketball now I am better last dub

by True shii April 27, 2021

Last Day Activity

1. An unfortunate incident that causes it to be a person’s last day at their job.
Or
2. A spectacular event carried out by an employee who has already decided that this will be their last day at their current job.

“Who could’ve predicted that Gary telling the boss to go fuck himself would be a Last Day Activity? Everyone, that’s who.”“The guy from accounting who went streaking through the last board meeting picked one helluva Last Day Activity.”

by Eunice Swagpants May 1, 2021

Secrets don't last at Tilted Towers

An incredible quote by some fucking cow idk

"Hey man, secrets don't last at Tilted Towers."
"Are you high"

by Turqle_ May 15, 2021

Last one standing

A person who is the last one standing, or sitting... or sleeping. Basicly it's just being the last one who is alive at the time.

Person 1: I'M THE LAST ONE STANDING
Person 2: *Shoots person 1* "No.. I am.".

.. What a badass

by MrTophat2875 May 25, 2021

last semester burn out

schools almost over. you have finals. the school doesn't care about you. you're just tryna graduate. all your grades drop a full letter grade. you wanna give up. you can't get outta bed. the only things waking you up to survive is your best friend who's also literally dying.

so yeah. last semester burn out :D

"Dude why haven't you answered your texts"
you: "shit man last semester burn out's really kickin my ass"
"You need a hug?"
you: ".... yeeeaaahhhhhh"

by z0w33 May 28, 2021