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Jason

A stupid fuck that doesn’t know shit
by Uh090909 October 17, 2020
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JASON

This name belongs to a good man, father, and soulmate. He doesn't believe in himself most of the time, however those around him know better. He can make you laugh and leave you wanting. Jason's usually have gorgeous blond hair and blue eyes with the depth of the ocean. He will make you feel complete and will help you achieve the dream! If you ever meet a Jason, hold onto him!
Sarah: Did you see Jason over there?
Sam: Yeah, he's that new kid right?
Sarah: Yeah, did you see those eyes?
Sam: Sure did, he's got some distinctive orbs there..
Sarah: IKR?!?
by REBel Siren October 20, 2020
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jason hook

One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.

Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest
"OMG, I was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, I found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when I told him I'm not interested"

"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"
by midnight cowgirl September 20, 2013
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Jason Judd

His real name...Jason Judd. He's s a 21st century writer, under the impression that the Inquisition officially ended in 1834. Since 2005 he's written primarily in protest of Patriot Act 2 with unique viewpoints on science, religion, war, and censorship. He has adopted some fundamentals in the school of psychology while hiding behind his theories on physics in his fiction -- he seems to be afraid of presenting anything real to the critical world.
Jason Judd wrote the books The Revolution Begins, rehab, and XOXOXO: Dirtbag in protest of Patriot Act 2.
by XOXOXO_Dirtbag October 1, 2011
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Jason

A Jason is someone with extreme emotional intensity. He either wants to love you to death or hack you to bits with his machete. There is no in between. Either way, it’s a privilege. He’s always up for adventures and epic quests. A free spirit, he’s constantly getting in trouble by not confirming to social norms. Clever as a fox, he’s able to talk his way in or out of any situation by shifting your perspective and making you laugh. He will one-up you to your delight. He’s a lovable rapscallion who fully embraces the Angel in himself and the devil in himself.
“Yo, I just met this dude who packed a lifetime worth of shenanigans into one weekend, and I am both shook and hooked.” “Oh snap, sounds like you got yourself a Jason”

“If you are the result of a live child between the entire cast of The Hangover and Captain Jack Sparrow, your name is probably Jason”
by JavierDontCare November 24, 2021
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jason

jason is the best dude in the world. he is so frickin quirky and he got poggers and swaggers.
omg its jason
by t-series1094 November 24, 2021
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Jason

Jason has the second largest dick. He is only defeated by people named gage. He has a dick so big that he has to wrap it around his leg to keep it from dragging on the ground. Also like a gage he will be humble and deny that he has a big dick.
I heard Jason’s dick puts horse dicks to shame
by Pigeonhater78 November 24, 2021
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