Internal Leftovers

When you have sex for a while and next moment you feel something in there. After looking it is established that there is an old tampon, sausage or carrat that was lodged in there that you managed to get loose

I had sex with her for an hour and the next moment found some internal leftovers

by Qlesbo March 12, 2022

International tess day

International tess day is on the 18th of May on that u day u need to give all the tess/tessas u know food and love

Person 1 : its the 18th May do u know what that means

Person 2: no?

Person 1 : ITS INTERNATIONAL TESS DAY

Person 2: OMG YAY

by Dababababoobud September 5, 2021

International Dallas Day

On October 27th in the year 2020, The Dallas collection was made, On this day. We celebrate Dallas. Let us respect and praise Dallas as our lord and saviour. Use this day as a get high free day during the hours of 10pm to 11pm (1 hour) to get wasted

Person 1 - Hey are you celebrating International Dallas day?

Person 2 - let’s get fucked up! (At 10pm)

by CameronHater42069 September 9, 2021

International School of Nanshan Shenzhen

AKA school of volleyball, electronics, gaming, texting, yogurt x anything ice-cream, and procrastination.
For 4g users: The school is just as good as its toilets, or its filled up swimming pool:)
*HAZARD ALERT*
THIS SCHOOL CONTAINS SOME DEGREE OF:
-Slavery (forced labor for a week every year and so on).
-Idiots who know nothing other than, and somehow proud of the international bullshit they were told to produce.
-Unpaid labor for writing *rainbow farting* articles contributing to United Nations.
-Time consumption (famous example: m*p/*p hour)
-Famine due to toxic food.
-Weapons: "Good" values that are vague to the extent that they can be used to defend *almost anything*.
*BEWARE!*

Your friends:

"You go to isns? Isn't it that terrori-"
"Oh nvm, just a letter apart confused me for a sec, sry."
You:
"YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSS RRRUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!"

~International school of Nanshan Shenzhen~

by wodnflakn0wipqrcmxo September 10, 2021

International Knee slide day

Every year on September 28th you have to go play soccer and score a screamer of a goal and slide on your knees.

peppermint scored a screamer of a goal and did a knee slide for international knee slide day

by sam12234574 September 26, 2021

International fat day

13th October every year where all the fat asses are called out. You know who u guys are.

Hey ur fat af
That’s mean
Doesn’t matter it’s international fat day

by Wweerr October 13, 2021

International throw kinda tall people day

For your friends who are too tall for 'National throw short people day' but still wanna throw them without their permission. On July 29th, you're able to throw anyone who's 5'6 1/2 or shorter

Let throw them kinda tall but not that tall bitches cuz it's International throw kinda tall people day

by Shit Of The Stain October 14, 2021