"Tom started acting like a monkey, little did I know it was devolve Day."
International Devolve Day - A day where you MUST act like a monkey.
International Devolve Day - A day where you MUST act like a monkey.
by Crapposter February 1, 2022
Get the International Devolve Day mug.A cultural holiday celebrated amongst communities where one gifts a person hygienic products in return of a fingering to the belly button, commonly celebrated on February 14th.
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Get the international binglesnorf mug.by Wweerr October 13, 2021
Get the International fat day mug.For your friends who are too tall for 'National throw short people day' but still wanna throw them without their permission. On July 29th, you're able to throw anyone who's 5'6 1/2 or shorter
Let throw them kinda tall but not that tall bitches cuz it's International throw kinda tall people day
by Shit Of The Stain October 14, 2021
Get the International throw kinda tall people day mug.International Bleach Day is made to celebrate the invention of Bleach on 18 November, thanks to Claude Louis Berthollet, the grandfather of Bleach. Who doesn't enjoy drinking Bleach, am I right guys? Guys? Are you guys there?
Jonathon: 'Hey Jim, where are you?'
'Jim? Are you there?'
'Jim?'
25HourNews: *A man was found dead by his mother in their house. Police suspect he had committed suicide by drinking the 1 litter bottle of Bleach found in his hand. This is the 19th body to be found so far. Police are suspecting something big, like a mass suicide due to a phenomenon of International Bleach Day or something much, much worse. This is 25HourNews, reporting to you live from the Austrian town of Fucking on 19 December 2019.*
'Jim? Are you there?'
'Jim?'
25HourNews: *A man was found dead by his mother in their house. Police suspect he had committed suicide by drinking the 1 litter bottle of Bleach found in his hand. This is the 19th body to be found so far. Police are suspecting something big, like a mass suicide due to a phenomenon of International Bleach Day or something much, much worse. This is 25HourNews, reporting to you live from the Austrian town of Fucking on 19 December 2019.*
by Microwaves For A Better Future October 30, 2021
Get the International Bleach Day mug.International tess day is on the 18th of May on that u day u need to give all the tess/tessas u know food and love
Person 1 : its the 18th May do u know what that means
Person 2: no?
Person 1 : ITS INTERNATIONAL TESS DAY
Person 2: OMG YAY
Person 2: no?
Person 1 : ITS INTERNATIONAL TESS DAY
Person 2: OMG YAY
by Dababababoobud September 5, 2021
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Person 1 - Hey are you celebrating International Dallas day?
Person 2 - let’s get fucked up! (At 10pm)
Person 2 - let’s get fucked up! (At 10pm)
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