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Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler was a sensitive man. He was an Austrian painter, best-seller author and philanthropist, deeply concerned about the overpopulation of the planet. His autobiography " Mein Kraft" has sold > 12 mil. copies worldwide.
Hilter was was very good at coming up with solutions, so he proposed a Final one.

Fun facts:

• Composer of the hard german techno song "Erika" )
• Inventor of the toothbush mustache
• Portrayed himself in the WW2 era sitcom comedy "Der Untergang"

Further reading:

"Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man (Metal Spoken Word)" (Hilter fan fiction)
"French boy gets ‘Mein Kampf’ instead of ‘Minecraft’ for Christmas - Grandfather gets him Mein Kampf" (unboxing by a young fan)
"ERIKA CANONEER Remix(This Is Real German Techno)" (Hitler's musical magnus opus remixed and bass boosted)
- Hey son! What did you learn at school today?
-Hi mom! Today we learned about Adolf Hitler yayyyyy!!!
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Hitler

The man with the highest K/D ratio to ever live.
Hitler has a K/D of 1000+
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Hitler

A man from Germany who was a dictator and he had a funny little mustache. He was a nazi meaning that he didnt like people who werent "normal" (faschism). He had a friend named Mussolini. He was also a fachist. He lived in Italy. Hitler started the movement of Nazis.
Class, does anyone know who Hitler was?
Yes, that dude with a mustache who seemed tot dislike Jews.
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Hitler

Probably and man who hates jews
"Hey that's Hitler over there
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Hitler

Does that country have a Hitler again
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Where's Hitler?

If locating the next Hitler was anything like Where's Waldo, would anybody be suprised that he turned out to be Russian? Hitler also didn't have a potential Communist ally like China nearby though, and it isn't a great time for another World War, especially not one of a magnitude that has never been seen before. The United States just got out of a war, but it seems like they're in a hurry to get in another one, it's almost boring us to death not to be be fucking with somebody like the world police.
Where's Hitler? might not have as "happy" of an ending as World War 2, if the United States is realistic about it.
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Adolf hitler

a dumb German dictator who molest little kids
" Adolf hitler molested his fellow nigga"
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