gravy skid

when your at dxl and the big back worker bends over for no reason in front of you and his massive brown greasy skidmark makes your lunch start to come back out, then his little head turns back an makes eye contact and then you realize its some kind of public fecal fascination

i was shopping at dxl and i needed help finding some shoes and the employee was eager to assist, then he bent over and turned his big back my way as he bent over to show everyone his poop lined gravy skid down the crack of his britches

by no roads March 8, 2025

Gravy Seal

A person who only works on the big jobs. They ONLY work on high budget jobs so they can negate responsibilities. The individual has no drive and no passion for what they do. They are comparable to a drone just going through the motions of life.

Man! Tyler has been on this job from the very beginning. He will probably stick it out to the end. He's just an absolute gravy seal! Look at him barely go!!!

by Narcissist Francis June 11, 2024

fat cow gravy

this is what texans call ice cream

Dell: I'll have a vanilla fat cow gravy, pardner.

by FlyingKP June 21, 2024

Gravy

something pleasant that is undeserved or unexpected, particularly wealth or success.

For a team with so much potential and not fielding its strongest roster, their current standing is simply gravy.

by Arminkshipper June 26, 2024

baby gravy

when you shoot you load in her mouth and she hates it

I know how much she hates taking my baby gravy

by castnblast June 27, 2024

Drip Gravy

A Dark and Darker streamer that is most commonly known for betraying people and constantly using his microphone through the lobbies. His hairline is slowly receding, and he is soon to look like the base cleric skin. We wish him the best with hair genetics in his future! - DripGravy's Chat

When I saw that Cleric skin my first thought was man that looks like Drip Gravy!
I just found out about a hilarious Dark and Darker streamer, his name is Drip Gravy!
Dude this guy betrayed me! I just got Drip Gravy'd!

by TheGuyWhoHatesRadmeonjr1 July 9, 2024

Gravy Trumpet

When you're holding in a poop with everything you have, cold sweat dripping down your forehead and you finally, barely make it to the toilet in time. Only then do you get to hear the glorious orchestral sound of the gravy trumpets

Feet swinging beneath the stall door, I knew that kid had to be done soon, he’s just playing with my emotions now. Finally he exits and asks “are you okay Mr?”

As I wipe away the forehead sweat and shove Jr to the side, my cheeks barely his the seat before the sweet serenade of the gravy trumpet rang throughout the stalls.

by Chung July 22, 2024