Feet

something i wanna smell like bro it smells soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking good. also used for finding little things that when u step on hurt like hell despite setting ur feet on fire hurt less than stepping on a fucking lego like bro why cant i find any except in the fucking dark at 3 am when i actually dont wanna step on them

bro i wanna smell feet
911 i stepped on a lego i cant feel my life anymore please help i see god

by ismellfeetforaliving May 3, 2021

Mango Feet

You tried looking up 'Jango Fett', didn't you?

Autocorrect fucking changed 'Jango Fett' to 'Mango Feet'!

by JackieP00 May 3, 2021

Feets in the Sheets

1. adj. Very cold or frigid.
2. n. an insult pertaining to someone's laziness

1. Brrr, its colder in here than your mom's feets in the sheets.
2. Get your feets out of the sheets before i give you a red dragon, you AIDS popsicle

by Matt Kizzle December 21, 2004

Urine and Feet World

Slang term for the University of Massachusetts Lowell, or commonly known at UMass Lowell, where Coburn hall smells like feet and the bathrooms smell like urine.

Zach: Hey, I'm transferring from Middlesex to UMass Lowell this semester.
Chad: Oh, don't you mean the Urine and Feet World?

by UMass Lowell November 14, 2021

DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

your first real love, your darkest nightmare

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hello, ahbap man.

*some time later*

SimpJimmy: See you around, man ahbap.

---5 long years later---

SimpJimmy: Hey DRAGON, I need to tell you something important.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hey Simp, what's up?

SimpJimmy: I am not the person I pretended to be. It is time now.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Ahbap what are you talking abo-...

PijimSammy: *Pulls DRAGONDREAMFEET's heart out* Sorry, DREAM boy. I wish we could stay friends as we were for the last 5 years.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: *inaudibly* Move... to the left...

PijimSammy: Huh?! How are you still able to talk?

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Step to the... right...

PijimSammy: Crap!

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Dance your FEET off!!!

Mystical Epic Chorus: DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

*A strong energy burst + sick explosion*

...

???: Not today.

by DRAGON-DREAM-FEET November 20, 2021

joeys feet

the hottest grippers in the world. so sexy and nutworthy, everyone agrees on this.

kevin: man joeys feet are so hot
bailey: i know right i just want him to give me a foot job <33

by skidmark420 March 13, 2022

feet

that thing attached to your ankles with the nubs at the end

did you see those feet?!

by thatonegayfriend March 13, 2022