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Hey Hanging

An annoying, extremely irritating communication, usually performed at work, where a coworker will reach out to you, usually on an instant messaging platform or text message with just the word “hey” or “hi.” The offender will not say anything more until you respond, then either they will get to the point or will engage in meaningless chatting while you are attempting to complete another task. The painful part of this communication is that it will raise your anxiety level, especially if it is from your boss on a Friday, especially on a Friday morning, (can you jump on Zoom for a second? Aka layoff), or on a Friday night, (I have a fire drill that needs your attention ASAP, it might be an all nighter). The Hey hanging provokes the worst case scenarios, fear, and even paranoia when the victim is trying to figure out what is coming next.
I just got a ping on Teams from this project manager who I haven’t spoken to in months. The ping just said “hey,” now I am racing through my mind like crazy. What did I miss? What does he want? Is this person going to saddle me with something that will ruin my day? Get to the point and stop hey hanging me!
by Lumburgh Survivor May 21, 2025
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Hey, Senator Ted Cruz

If raping women and children is bad why are you covering up the Epstein files? To protect the women who were raped from... Getting justice? Why are the US army member raping the female soldiers all the time and then having it covered up? If heard plenty of stories doing that? You ever think maybe you should spend less time pre-criming people who haven't raped anyone yet and ALSO LESS TIME covering up the rapes that actually occur?
Hym "Hey, Senator Ted Cruz... God said in leviticus that is you rape a woman you have to take her as a wife... I know polygamy is haram but if I rape 2 what am I supposed to do with the second one? How long do you expect vapid statements about the morality of rape and child murder to placate the masses and detract from the fact that you're letting the Jews commit a genocide, but, only the Jews and how do you feel about the fact that I (Hymon Iamon) haven't done or said anything that God hasn't done or said and is basically super Hitler? Is it dope? I'm God-Like! Both God-Like and Christ-Like! I'm like I'm like Super Omega God-Jesus Supreme!"
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
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Yeah, hey, still no Zorhan

Hym "Yeah, hey, still no Zorhan. They seem like they don't want it to be Cuomo so probably Cuomo. No Zorhan. Shit-libs bad. Booooo shit-libs."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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Hey Hey Hey

1. A horse eating a little too much.

2. Aretha Franklin.
1. Nom-Nom, Hey Hey Hey, Hey is delicious!

2. Hey Hey Hey, chain of fools.
by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE👍 December 20, 2022
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Hey away leon

A pro brawl star player, who never talked to a girl in his life. Only woman he talked to is “ur mom”. Every time he talks to girl, his brain burns out. During his free time, he plays chess and eat dog at same time. He said, “ I got no bitches, and eat dog give me power.”
by Hey away Leon January 7, 2023
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Hey Monie!

an American animated sitcom produced by Soup2Nuts. It features heavily improvised dialogue by the Second City cast, similarly to Soup2Nuts animated sitcom Home Movies.
Hey Monie! was not released on DVD; this may explain its multiple half-hour lost episodes.
by SPrice1980 January 12, 2023
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Hey Papi Promotions Network

The Hey Papi Promotions Network is a global family-friendly Christian faith-based social media networking platform.
Christian Social Network Hey Papi Promotions Network is a top Christian faith-based social media network for posting Christian events and community service activities.
by Shawn Papi July 13, 2023
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