19

something you have to do on Christmas eve first you have to get 19 peaces of hair then you get 19 grains of sand then you get 19 cookies then you get 19 boogers next you have to get 19 rocks then you put 19 of anything you want repeat 18 times after the first time you do it

andy: oh man i forgot to do 19 let me see if i still have time

clock: 12:00 am
andy: OH NO

santa: HO HO HO YOU FORGOT TO DO 19

andy: santa plz i have a child on the way i want it to meet its dad
santa: omg andy YOUR 7 HOW DID YOU GET A GIRL PREGNANT
andy: it wasn't a girl
santa: thats it im gonna send you to a tar pit for a very painful death
andy: uwu * dies cutely*

by Emkuda December 30, 2021

COVID-19

Propaganda: an ingenious ploy to reroute the US trade commissions, close the borders, integrate other aliens into the population disguised with masks, distract the people from the injustice that is taking place in their every day lives, raise prices, engage in profit wars, control the already dumbfounded population, distraction decoy.

If the COVID-19 virus truly exists, the U.S. government already made the mistake of infecting the U.S. citizens with it and are now paying out money to all victims who are exposed and dormant to the virus.

by DeepThrowWitDancer April 17, 2022

April 19

National “Be Nice to People Named Ashley” day

Person 1: “Woah, Ashley is super cool!”

Person 2: “Why are you saying that? You hate Ashley.”

Person 1: “Oh, because today is April 19. It’s National Be Nice to People Named Ashley Day.”

by Callie L April 19, 2022

19 March - 31 April

minionlover123#0001 appreciation month on discord, the savior of .gg/afton

"Yo man, it's 19 March - 31 April!"
"Oh yeah man, let's celebrate!"

by minionlover123#0001 March 19, 2022

November 19

National 69 your crush day.

Crush: What day is it
Me: November 19
Crush: What national day is it than
Me: National 69 your crush day
Crush: Oh who is your crush than
Me: Get over here
Crush: ''screaming''

by Moller123 November 3, 2021

November 19

Hit a boy who's name starts with A or L

November 19 let's hit a boy.

by ...Days... November 15, 2021

January 19

The most DSMP obsessed uwu bakas are born on this day! Go tell your obsessed DSMP friend

Person1: Omg! You look dsmp don’t you?!
Person2: yessss!!
Person1: Well it’s January 19!DSMP day!
Person2: OMG

by spencerreidd November 18, 2021