Madness Dunno

It is said when something amazing happens . The dunno means you didn't know it existed

"A man hugs a crocodile "

You respond with : MADNESS DUNNO

by Clickscap March 7, 2021

Barber madness

When you invite friends to comfort you when your letting your mom cut your hair. And then sit alone in your bathroom getting a hair cut while one of your friends write a urban dictionary about the situation. The other friends come and go to the bath room but mostly vibes WITHOUT you in the living room.

POV: The key to a good urban dictionary is bad grammar.

My name is Massmord and i like Barber madness

by Filo da puta March 20, 2021

Mad Boore

Someone who thinks they can operate a rig but just fuck it every time

Mad Boore has fucked it again

by Kangaskidsteer April 7, 2021

Mad Frosty

Reaching the epitome of chill.

Person 1: Hey Steve how are you doing bro?
Person 2: I'm just sitting in my room watching Adventure Time and getting mad frosty at my place.
Person 1: Word...

by Obi Wan Jacobi December 13, 2012

Lunar Madness

A time of the month, so the myth says, when you have an insatiable hunger for lust and a feeling of sexual desire.

Person 1, "My girlfriend was pretty wild last night!"
Person 2, "Seriously?!"
Person 1, "Yeah, must have been Lunar Madness."

by ZeroNitro13 July 22, 2012

Snatch Madness

A temporary loss of self control brought on by the powerful temptation of vagina. Symptoms of this condition may include purchasing expensive gifts, antiquing and rape.

Causes of this condition may vary, but typically involve large breasted women going bra-less in tight shirts.

Bob was acquitted of all rape charges after employing the "Snatch Madness" defense strategy.

by Bologna_Skins March 20, 2011

Neo Madness

Neo madness refers to an era after the "death" of the Madness Combat community which consists of people having a surface level interest of Madness and making it like every other fandom. The creator of this attribute the definition to current memes, shipping, and furrifying characters.

This definition has been watered down in multiple ways, the most notable being it attributing it to the spiritual death of madness, despite the named "death" being described before the neo madness era.

Person 1: "I saw a Sanford and Deimos meme where gay kiss"

Person 2:"That is neo madness"

by Cofa May 20, 2023