Live Oak Jr High Colorguard

A Group where You Sign up your daughter and the greedy coaches who are fat and have hooked noses take a shit ton of your money so your daughter along with other little shits can swing a flag around on a football field for 5 minutes a game and you don't get to see them that much and pay five thousand dollars just for the football season so the fatass coaches can eat food and drink whiskey then they also make your daughter into free child labor making them go to a fundraiser to buy shit like a trailer and a floor then they make you pay another five grand just to do winter guard where you have to go all around Louisiana and Mississippi to watch them throw flags around which requires no skill at all while they abuse your daughter by yelling at them at practice

Julie regretted using her hard-earned money to sign up her daughter for the Live Oak Jr High Colorguard, where greedy, overweight coaches with hooked noses took a massive chunk of her cash so her daughter could swing flags around for just five minutes per game, only to then demand more of Julie's money for winter guard, turning her daughter into free child labor at fundraisers, all while the coaches indulged in food and whiskey.

by SS Nate1488 December 28, 2024

High heat crack

Crack of the highest quality as it is made with high heat cocaine.

The highest grade crack as it is cooked with highest grade cocaine

Yo fam,

You got that high heat crack? I don't want that low grade bunk shit

by ThatDrugDoc January 6, 2025

high

A euphoric, intoxicated, reveried state induced through the influence of drugs, alcohol, or other psychedelic substances.

Person 1: he was high on corn flakes after his friend put some weird shit in that
Person 2: who tf eats corn flakes

by quattuorvigintillion January 10, 2025

Korean High Five

The consequence of being domed while looting. See: rooftop Koreans during the 1992 Los Angeles riots.

Yo you heard about that riot last night? Some dude got himself a Korean High Five robbing a jewelry store.

by hoopety shoopety June 14, 2025

High maintenance

When you have beautiful Mother named Lynda

High maintenance may be Lynda’s nails are always perfect, lipstick not missing, pjs are LuLu

by Blondiesocal June 14, 2025

Upper St. Clare High school

A High school in the suburbs of pittsburgh that is known for being spoiled and rich, It is also known for almost all the girls who go there being bops.

Dude 1: Hey man you doing alright you like kinda of sad
Dude 2: Naw man i am not alright I just found out that my girlfriend was getting a train ran on her
Dude 1: What School does your girlfriend go to again
Dude 2: She was from Upper St. Clare High School
Dude 1: Ah that makes sense all the girls there are hoes

by MIght_gai is him June 21, 2025

Battle Ground High School

A rural fever dream located in Washington where the Wi-Fi is spotty but the drama is high-speed. Known for its unique blend of cowboy cosplay, nicotine addiction, and unregulated furry activity in the commons. Half the students think they’re in Yellowstone, the other half think they’re in Zootopia, and the teachers have emotionally checked out since 2014.

Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.

Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”

I fucking hate Battle Ground High School it’s full of faggots. Can we pretty please go get more zyns now???

by HaydenGray88 June 29, 2025