Lifts-her-tail

Lifts-her-tail is a Skyrim meme (and book) about a Argonian, which is an anthropomorphic lizard, whose name is Lifts-her-tail and-- I REFUSE TO ELABORATE FURTHER.

G-1: Hey, ¿remember Lifts-her-tail? ¿the Lusty ArgoniaM----
G-2: Out of my house.

by BeheadedLizard October 28, 2023

i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says .3 seconds after their significant other or best friend leaves the room

person 1: *leaves*
five seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023

i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says to the remaining people in the room .3 seconds after their best friend or significant other leaves

person 1: bye guys
5 seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023

total drama yum yum happy go time candy fish tails

eat them now, eat them then, eat them any time! just eat them yeahh!

total drama yum yum happy go time candy fish tails better than no no!

by Slovenize November 1, 2023

beaver tail dick

When you have a dick shaped like a beaver tail.

That guys got beaver tail dick.

by Normalnametaken November 15, 2023

Tail-gay-ting

When a person’s normal walk pace is so fast, usually a gay male, that they get stuck behind a slower walker who refuses to move out of their way.

I was trying to walk down the sidewalk while going for coffee but got stuck tail-gay-ting an elderly woman who wouldn’t step out of the way.

by Garretthekarat January 3, 2024

monkey tail

When you wait too long to poop and a turd starts to extend past your butthole involuntarily. Similar to a turtle head or a prairie dog, but possibly describing a more severe scenario.

Wait; I gotta call you back from the toilet. I’ve got a monkey tail situation going on.

by mehmet oz December 15, 2022