Patrick

A guy who really fat and steals things and has no game

"Dude that guy is such a patrick!"

by jimbious November 21, 2021

Patrick

Short and ugly despicable sociopathic narcissist with a personality disorder. Usually addicted to drugs among other things. He is a sexual deviant also. He can’t fight so he uses black magic to attack people.

I wouldn’t leave my dog or children around Patrick he might rape them.

by Cr8zyl8dy November 21, 2021

Patrick

Piece of shit human being. Will flirt with your mom, fuck your girlfriend and steal ur dog.

AVOID Scorpio Patricks at all costs. Great kissers though.

John : Hey did you see my MILF mother?
Ben : Shit, I think she went out with Patrick.
John : Fuck, not again.

by Jonpol November 21, 2021

Patrick

Patrick is a lizard but unforgettable.

He isn’t perfect and sometimes it takes him years to learn from his mistakes but eventually he will see where he fucked up. He’s the type of guy you can’t live with but also can’t live without. He’ll drive you wildly insane in the best and the worst way. Once you’ve met Patrick he will forever be in your heart and memory, he has the ability to make you feel like no other person ever could, which is both a blessing and a curse. In the words of Taylor swift, a nightmare dressed like a daydream. Usually ginger too.

What is a lizard? Patrick

by Patrickisacretin November 22, 2021

Patrick

He’s a very uptight guy Patrick’s usually aren’t very hot there abit ugly but they can show u a good time with his parents

Ohh look it’s Patrick ‘please tdobt come over here’

by Sara106 November 22, 2021

Patrick Horse

Hi Abi

They kicked me in the shin!
I hating getting Patrick Horsed!

by Yosoeneocle November 13, 2021

Patrick

A guy that love kids he often goes to the park to watch them run he has lots of candy for every type of kid

"Patrick scares me"

by Henry hogger September 5, 2021