MOLDY MUFF

The end result of not washing ones vagina at the end of the day thus creating a crust and foul odor.

After a day of hiking noone appreciated Lisa's moldy muff smelling up the tent.

by Porknbns June 26, 2019

Muff Puff

When you take a hit off a blunt, joint, bong, vape and you blow it into her vagina.

Damn! I totally muff puffe’d that bitch.

by Xhaxtah July 26, 2019

Muff Rat

Greasy and dirty pubic hair typically a womans, but can also be mans.

"I told me boss his face looked like a muff rat."

by pussyslaver69 April 22, 2019

Muff Party

An all lesbian orgy is called a Muff Party

Becky took her girlfriend Susie to the Muff Party after a night of drinking.

by Doc TESD April 28, 2019

Big Muff

A fat, lazy and very stupid cat that would kill a man for food.. but is way too lazy.

Big Muff tried to jump on the counter, she broke her neck.

by 1saac April 14, 2019

Ear muff

When a women’s breasts are so long and droopy they cover your ears when you go down on her.

Man this chick from tinder ear muffed me last night.

by Slagehammer October 3, 2019

Muff muncher

A person whos addicted to consistently giving oral sex to women regardless of they're desirability, weight or hygiene.

I heard that dudes a total muff muncher. I heard she left him because he muff munched her cousin Gertrude. His parents kicked him out because they found out he was muff munching and caught the herp.

by Fuzzy nuggets October 5, 2019