mental spanking

When a person, usually a woman with love in her heart, plays with your soul just gently enough to slap it hard with a wooden spoon.

I love a good mental spanking, but it can take a while to appreciate. I pity the fool who was the me until this epiphany.

by jasonSkeen July 30, 2023

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Mental faint

Another way of expressing "mental breakdown" whether you use it as a noun or an adverb (mentally faint or faint mentally).

I am losing it and am going to have a mental faint.

A major mental faint is imminent.

I am going to mentally faint.

I am fainting mentally.

by LingDanc803 August 7, 2023

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Mental Health Hijack

A mental health hijack is when your physical health is 'hijacked' by a mental health doctor. Resulting in improper treatment, and mental health castigation and abuse from people.

The Dr gave me a mental health hijack whilst at nb surgery. The i asked the nurse for basic painklillers and received a mental health hijack by the dr. CP** enacted the mental health hijack on baseless information. I lost my physical health following the hijack. Many doctors give mental health hiacks in favour of pain treatment, or treatment for infections.

by Poor and Penniless August 13, 2023

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googoo-gaga mentality

a condition/situation where a person doesn't know what they are speaking, or say something while making wierd sounds. Just like a toddler
Derived from the "5 reasons why you are an infant" meme.

"Hey you wanna hang out with us tomorrow"
"Ummmm....meh... Idk... I might need to ask mom..hmmm...u guys can go...i guess"
"Stop acting like a child, we've had enough of your googoo-gaga mentality"

by narcissistic_muza April 6, 2023

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