Glass Condom

A glass condom is a condom filled up with big pieces of glass that is then swung around and thrown on the ground in order to shatter all the glass into smaller fragments.

The condom is then used on the male penis to create a new sort of pain mixed with pleasure during sexual intercourse.

1. Me and my boyfriend tried this new trick last night called “glass condom”, it was very bloody
2. Did you see Gab last night? His penis was bleeding everywhere cause his girl used a glass condom on him
3. If you dont shut up I’m gonna use a glass condom on you!!

by GlassCondominator October 15, 2019

glasses

glasses are a thing you put on your face to help blind people see.

steve: i have glasses
joshie: no u don't
steve: yes i do
josh: ok
james: hi sisters
steve: girl we talking about glasses
james: i think that this shade would go good with your glasses
steve: shut up
josh: ok

by dylanlovescookies August 10, 2019

Glass dick

When your ice Pony is unavailable and won't return your phone call.

I lost the glass dick,how we gonna smoke

by Tincanman1983 June 9, 2018

Glass

A fake ass ice; a fake ass diamond.

P1: Man, u drippin with that ice. But is it real?
P1:Gets diamond tester.

(Tests the ice)
(Negative results)
P2: Man, this shit is glass

by Cardo Dalisay January 18, 2020

Boom glass

Boom glass is a sound device which costs megabucks according to Hudson Investigations of Newport Beach, CA. Boom glass is a sound device applied by a person outdoors using a wand to a window of a house, apartment, or building. The sound from within the building is captured and recorded by the person outdoors. In order to counter boom glass recording, place a radio near the window of the room you are in at the time.

A person outdoors recorded the sound from indoors using boom glass.

by ScienceBurt January 20, 2020

face not glass

When a situation is not good or a person might be cased up in a type of way

“Bro my ex is at the party face not glass”

Or

Girl: can you take me home

Guy: face not glass
Girl:why

Guy: everyone will see

by Urban out break January 25, 2020

Milk in a wine glass

Just imagine some milk being poured in a wine glass, throughout the progress you have goosebumps all over you're body, thinking how disgusting that is. Its basically "disgusting" but lengthened into 5 words.

"God damnit, you're just milk in a wine glass. Get away from me! Gross."

by AdamLmao November 19, 2020