Singing dildos

When a beugski gets boxed and killed in a 1v1 build fight on Fortnite and the coral commandos sing to proclaim the winner.

You’re so bad haha singing dildos

by El_Chopo905 March 29, 2022

ostrich dildo

A device of pleasure designed exclusively for our taller avian friends.

"Hey Jack! Quit playing with that ostrich dildo, and help me take out the trash!"

by Thelewdkitten November 5, 2021

Daddy Dildo

A massive penis used by horny women. usually in the shape of their favorite porn star or boyfriend.

Girl 1: Omg my new daddy dildo came in the mail!!!
Girl 2: Which porn star!?
Girl 1: Johnny sins!!!!

by Discumbobulated November 19, 2021

Lego dildo

For boys a Lego flag pole into the uncircumcised pp

I had a Lego dildo when I was a child and high heels because my mom wanted me raped

by Cody5050 January 31, 2022

Explosive Dildo

An extinct dodo bird brought to life by scientists, and is repeatedly put through selective breeding to mutate it into the shape of a dildo. Then, it has C4 strapped to it and force fed dynamite. Lastly, it gets dropped out of a cargo plane and the explosives are detonated, spraying wet soggy meat everywhere.

My brother got mad at me for shoving an explosive dildo up his ass.

by Professional Racist February 2, 2022

Spicy Fire Dildo

A solo sexual act in which a person uses a lit Mortar firework to masturbate with in their Vagina and must cum before the mortar goes off. The person involved in committing this act has also committed to the consequence of the mortar going off inside them should they fail to ejaculate in time.

My partner and I really wanted to try something new so we used a Spicy Fire Dildo. Unfortunately, they didn’t make it through the night…

by Uncle Sam’s Misfit Children February 8, 2022

Dildo Disasster Tuesday

When you are having the average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.

Grandson: Hey pops, I hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.

Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.

Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!

by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 12, 2021