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Second hand coffee

The liquid that comes out of your ass after the first cup of coffee
“Dude I’m about to go brew some serious second hand coffee
by IBS warrior July 13, 2021
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top of the morning coffee

the greatest coffee ever made by an Irish man (Seán William McLoughlin)
top of the morning coffee is the best because its Irish
by Irish german February 15, 2022
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Belgium Coffee Maker

When you suck the poop out of someone’s butthole during sex and then spit it back out on top of them.
I gave her a Belgium Coffee Maker last night and she loved it. It was messy though.
by GabeRose May 31, 2021
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Coffee (AKA Kris)

A very underrated infamous artist. Known as Coffee on some social medias. She draws comics, OCS, and fanart.

Fan of South Park, Deltarune, Nekopara, and Sir Pelo's "Spooky month".

She does various types of artwork like 3D modeling, traditional art, and digital art.

Despite fan theory, Kris is NOT named after the main character in Toby Fox's game "Deltarune".
Coffee has many pets, her most popular pet is a rabbit named "Chara" named after the antagonist in the game "Undertale".

Kris has a twitter account named Coffeethefurbal.

Kris is also a fur suit maker. They have created a fursuit of their fursona "Coffee". Which is where they get their name from.
Someone: WOAH! Is that the artwork of Coffee (AKA Kris)? I gotta follow them!
by Normaneatssalt November 24, 2021
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jewish coffee grinder

When a guy shits in a girls mouth and then she gives a blow job
I still have a taste in my mouth from when i gave a jewish coffee grinder last night
by Kenneth Whitlock February 3, 2007
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Costa Coffee and Cock

The Middle class Teenage version of Netflix and chill, cosmopolitan teens grab a coffee share it and end up going home and engaging in sexual activities
Craig: Hey Lisa wanna netflix and chill??....
Lisa: Oh darling thats so chav and scroat like , why dont we grab a coffee?
Craig: I Guess so but i hoping for some action!!..
Lisa: well let's go Costa , then we can Costa Coffee and Cock!..
Craig: what's that??
Lisa: the middle class posh version of Netflix and chill
Craig: kk, Kool
by JM2001 January 25, 2017
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