goose

a foolish person ; a clown. a person who does terrible, terrible things.

" Justin you are SUCH a goose"

by wiggle December 14, 2017

The Scottish Goose

When the catcher swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string and right before the pitcher cums they pull the string making the catcher gag and tighten their butthole.

Before you make breakfast let’s try out The Scottish Goose.

by Dr. Pepper Bottle December 23, 2017

Goosed

Goosed..Humped, Fucked,Ass,Bum,Spinkster,Shitter,Porked.

See that look on his/her face like they were Goosed.

by squid1161 January 21, 2020

Goose

Another term for a blow job, derived from the saying "Sloppy Toppy Goose Neck"

Guy 1: Bruh did she give good goose though?
Guy 2: Yeah that was some mad sloppy toppy goose neck

by GothGFPlease January 22, 2020

Goose

A thick anorexic pencil boy who is hay and is broke and can’t do anything well and sucks at football

Goose is so bad

by Max Mcinnes January 25, 2020

Goose

A shaven punani.

Yo dude did you see that goose on that girl?

Yeah bro it was more barren than the Sahara.

by BeaveGoose January 25, 2020

Duckie&Goose System

When friends are allowed to be together

Kyle and stacy used to duckie&goose system.

by GOOSE&DUCKIE February 3, 2020