Baby-Whipped

To be controlled by an infant to such an extent that one stops engaging with one's friends, married or not. Usually occurs in first-time worrywart parents in their 30s.

Mike and Pam are so baby-whipped! They left the birthday party after only an hour so they could keep him on his nap schedule.

by wordsmithzy November 19, 2011

Baby Arming

the act of nursing your beer or drink of choice for far too long.
similar to cheryling

Hey Cheryl quit baby arming that shit, its getting warm!

Jon your baby arming ways are making you feminine.

by MitchNBrando November 7, 2011

Booga Baby

A term of endearment to a child or loved one.

Who is my little booga baby??? You are!

by Navy boy Roy December 16, 2020

Baby-table

noun. A sexual position in which a baby is used as male contraception.

Person 1: I ran out of condoms last night so I gave Susan the ol' "Baby-table".
Person 2: How'd she take it?
Person 1: Pretty hard.

by The_Fruggle_Bunny November 2, 2021

Baby Blaster

Gun that Blast baby with 1 shot

Man i used my baby blaster to shoot that fucker in the tummy

by Yeerrrrr October 1, 2021

baby P'd

When an adult pulls some shit that makes ya feel like a baby peed on you, can't do anything about it but it still sucks

Man, I got "baby P'd" by Mark the other day, can't do much about it but it still sucks!

by Barn Burner69420 October 31, 2021

Piss baby

Somebody who throws a tantrum when they don’t get their way. Often times they will go out of their way to make other people’s lives more difficult if they don’t get to control every situation.

Me: my entire family has to do whatevar my grandpa wants or else he’ll make our lives a living hell.
Friend: what a piss baby

by Flowerfliff June 20, 2021