necro-virginity

having sex with a corpse for the first time in your life.
like loosing your virginity to a human but to a corpse.

last night we grave robbed for the pleasure of loosing our necro-virginity

by RobinGraves197666 March 8, 2010

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twilight virgin

someone who has read the twilight series

A: "I just read twilight the other day..."
B: "You're a virgin too?"
A: "Yeah I'm a twilight virgin..uuDUUUUUUH"
B: "But you're already 29...."
A: "wayne...."

by cookiecrunch July 14, 2010

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The virgin mason is mason handels name for being a massive gay virgin. Imagine saying this ironically but ending up saying it unironically that masons ham baguette is as flappy as his minge even though he’s a virgin?

The virgin mason makes me not want to have sex.

by MasonHandel March 2, 2019

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Super-Virgin

A "Super-Virgin" is a noun meaning a person (usually a religious person) who has never masturbated or even had sexual thoughts in their life. I wouldn't talk to those people if I were you.

Doctor: {Is writing consistently in notes}
Doctor: So... Jacob? Are you a virgin?
A patient named Jacob: No.
Doctor: In thought: Oh, so he's one of those people huh?
Jacob: {Stands up in a loud and proud manner} I'M A SUPER-VIRGIN! Jumps out of window and surprisingly lives}
Jacob: Because I have the power of God!
Doctor: {Draws a check box and writes a text that says "Definitely not a virgin!" and checks it}
(EDIT: What in the holy fuck was I on when I wrote this?)

by Old and Tattered at Heart September 9, 2018

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The Flaming Virgin

The act of sticking your dick in Sirichai Sauce and then repeatedly fucking the girl with your hot dick.

Dude, I gave this girl a flaming virgin last night.

Jt: Her pussy was so hot.
Will: How hot?
Jt: I gave her the flaming virgin.
Will: Well, that pussy is no longer fuckable.

by EricGehlxoxox September 23, 2012

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