Catching That Turtle

When two dudes skip the draft and have gay sex in Oklahoma. The usual fee for this is $100.

You still owe me a Hundo for Catching that turtle.

by C-Note-444 January 25, 2021

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Turtles on the Beach

A code word used in Las Vegas’s hotel and casino industry to make other men aware that multiple woman are in the area.

“ Turtles on the beach. I repeat. We have turtles on the beach gentleman”

“10-4. We are on the way up”.

by NDemGuts February 23, 2021

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A type of Engineer player in Team Fortress 2 that builds their constructions way too close to each other. Usually a bad idea because that makes easier for Demomans and Soldiers to explode them all with just a few projectiles.

There's a fuck ton of turtle engineers at the BLU spawn. We can take them down with a single UBER and some sticky bombs.

by PM64 April 5, 2021

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turtle fetish

When someone has a sexual arrousal to turtles.

“I want to shove my dick inside a turtle, I think I have a turtle fetish”

by Kinky Master 69 May 27, 2021

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Sneezy the Turtle

Epic cool kid very fun . fun jokes .

Natural habitat: royale high trading server

Sneezy the turtle is epik epik wow so cool

by Rat hargreeves April 22, 2021

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chocolate turtle

1 A chocolate treat made with pecan and caramel, shaped to resemble a turtle.

2 When someone who has eaten lots of nuts lays a log, which has lots of half-digested nuts in it. Can include peanuts, pecans, almonds and more. Then the nuts are picked out of the turd and eaten.

1 Where are the chocolate turtles, where are they (from office)

2 Yesterday I ate lots of peanuts so when I went number-2 I picked out all the peanuts. Chocolate turtle. Delicious!

by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021

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