toss salad

to eat someone's ass with jelly or syrup...and like it

"toss my salad bitch"

by bryan newman December 8, 2003

Salad Tong

A modified form of canoodling in which one partner, generally the smaller of the two, lays on top of the other. This positions the partners faces in such a way as to facilitate smooches.

Al: When I woke up, you and Linda were makin out!
Jeff: Nah bro, that was just the "Salad Tong"
Al: Oh, sick!

by snottypants angel April 10, 2011

poutine salad

the act of one female forcefully applying her genitals (bare or clothed) to the nose of another female.

suzy didnt look to happy when jaclyn gave her that poutine salad yesterday.

by grillmore December 5, 2010

Salad Creations

A place where 30 year old lonely women come to bitch at the employees about how much they weigh. Employees like Eric get in trouble for staring at girls boobs. Employess there hate to work and want to cut off their balls or respective genitalia.

"I've got bitched at by so many women at salad creations i want to cut off my testicles."

by Seizureman October 7, 2007

greek salad

Performing analingus on a person who has just been anally creampied.

That four-dollar hooker even did a Greek Salad on the midget stripper! Man, I wish I got her name...

by scala5k May 18, 2005

Salad-Rape

The act of depositing excrement upon an unsuspecting lover/victims body then proceeding to ejaculate upon said excrement

Alew-Yo dude did you hear?...Bernie Salad-Raped that girls face at the party last tuesday

What's Salad-Rape

I dont know man lets go look it up on urban dictionary.com

by Master of salad December 21, 2008

midget salad

a sexual position that is usually used on forign people on the 4th of july while having sex with taco salads
(not to be confused with midget sundae

yes ill have the midget salad with ranch dressing

by scott wakeling March 24, 2003